This Just In

News to the world: I, Sydney Tan, am very officially on my period.

Do we all know what that means? it means loss of appetite, blood from vagina, and hey, here's the fun part... Raging hormones.

and while that may mean a bit of fun (hornyness) that leads to giving smashing head for the most part it's SO not worth it. Here's some things to keep in mind:

1. when i say anything in a sweet voice it really means "bitch get on your knees and hail me before i throw a hissy."
2. if i sound a little sad it means i'm on the verge of tears and if you don't immediately try to cheer me up the following cries will be ENTIRELY blamed on you.
3. If i sound angry / frustrated and ACTUALLY say the words "i hate you" it means you better duck and cover because fists will most likely be after. That or i'll slaughter you with your own guilt as you watch me bitterly weep and cry.

THis mostly goes for those ever so thick headed retard boys i associate with who SHOULD cater to my needs unquestioningly. Let's put it this way... If you've had your penis in me you most DEFINATELY should follow these rules and be my mother fucking puppy during period time.

and don't give me all that blah blah blah i fired you as my puppy... BITCH THAT DOESN'T COUNT.

::more whining:: i just wanted someone to talk to...