The Ultimate List (and all the disgusting details)
*in chronological order*

1. Jeremy. First crush. on and off liking for several years. Never kissed him. horrible nose. People grow?
2. Edmund. A really good kisser, a little too wet of a kisser but good anyway. a horrible nose. At one point i considered him one of my best friends and he helped me through a lot. Moral of the story? never stay in any sort of relationship (friendship or otherwise) if you're feelings aren't mutual.
3. The weekend. ::shudder:: he was like what? 2o something? 21... 22... something of that sort. i was 15. bad kisser. HORRIBLE kisser. He was kissing my stomach and got a bloody nose. What can i say? He liked to tell me i was amazing. i liked to hear it.
4. Jason. The prom date. the blow job. the surprisingly crooked penis. Passionate kisser, still a little too wet. First Hickey. two. i was proud but they were gone the next day. He had a nice personality, a bit of a geek, and once again... a horrible nose. what is that? the third?
5. Kevin. He had the *cutest* nose. Europe and all it's greatness. Nights spent with one another and ::sigh:: all it's greatness... *such* a sweet kisser. At first i missed the wetness of kissing but each time we kissed it was like i couldn't breathe. in the best way possible... Some people move on faster than others... He moves on faster than i do. if feelings aren't mutual i shouldn't stay in the relationship... right?
6. Chris. one of the biggest mistakes of my short life thus far. what can i say? i thought we outgrew the game of kiss and tell. dry, hard, pushy kisser. total lakc of personality, passion, and motivation.

Do i add in Laura to the count? At prom i think we kissed twice? maybe three times? we'd been arguing all month and in another month the friendship would be called off entirely. much too hard of a kisser for my taste but that happens when there's a handful of guys oggling and her lips and hands are cold...