Reasons I hate my Dad:

1. He's a workaholic
2. He's a really big jerk and he knows it.
3. the way he treats my mom. i guess that's the biggest one.
4. His porn collection another big one. can you scream DISGUSTING??!?
5. the way he treats women in general. damn bastard.
6. when he gets hyper he gets REALLY irritating.
7. he's racist
8. he smells disgusting
9. the way he drives
10. he NEVER gets off his fucking phone!

Reasons I love my Dad:
1. he was always present in my childhood
2. he used to take me to the zoo all the time and let me turn the pink elephant key and hear about all the animals we already knew about
3. He loves me and will no matter what.
4. he stills calls me by the same names he used when i was little
5. even though he can be a real big fucking jerk he's good at heart and will help people all that he can.
6. he'd do anything in his ability for me or anyone in our family to ensure their happiness
7. He's worked his whole life for everything we have and has done so honestly.
8. he used to be a bad kid.
9. he's sometimes still the same man that i grew up adoring
10. No matter what I know i can always turn to him if i need to. Will i? most likely not. but the option is always there