On Being A Bitch

There are certain people, I know who you are, who see me as great. It's quite nice really, to have those aforementioned people say nice things like "no, you're way better than her. " and "you're SO not fat" and "If anyone ever deserved happiness, it's you."

Not that i believe them, but it feels nice to hear. I say thank you. What am else am i supposed to say? "yes, please, go on..." nope. And i can't very well argue with them, saying no, it has the same affect and looks like i'm fishing for compliments. I'm not.

Thank you suffices.

But then there are the other people, well, they're the majority and i don't like them very much.

CASE A

So there's this girl i know. (name unmentioned cause i know she might read this) and i can only think of one word to describe her, retarded. Wait, i take it back, there're a lot of words i can use to describe her such as Bitch, Princess, Reject, Idiot... the list goes on as i'm sure you can tell. I don't like her. But i'm a total bitch and i pretend i do. and the second she's gone so is the small part of me that's good. If every negative word i said about her i would have to give up a penny... I'd be thousands of dollars in debt and i STILL wouldn't stop.

I like to say it isn't my fault, it's hers. But that's a lie. I just don't like her. I'm fake and awful and a very large part of me wants to tell her to fuck off, go away, and PLEASE never burden me with your presence EVER. But i keep shut. only for the sake of not causing drama.

Talking shit is so much more pleasant than arguing. Isn't it?

CASE B

well, ok, there really is no case b. when i hate people i hate them SO much, usually there's only room for one at a time.

The End

PS I know there's a handful of people that read this... Laura, andrea, robbie, moises, adolfo occasionaly... if any of this ever offends you, I'm not sorry. I mean, i doubt it would, but i write here mostly for myself. If you're feelings are hurt, it's not my fault for saying it, it's yours for reading it.

PPS hahahahahahaha. i'm such a bitch.