Ew

I fucking hate kids. and i hate dogs.

if i ever had kids i think i might cut off their noses and sew shut their mouths. i'd keep them in closets and under the bed.

They wouldn't be allowed to talk and when they did, i'd shoot them. in places where they'd still survive.

gr. to thanksgiving and to small children. and my family. and my dog. and everyone else.

PS. you're supposed to ask WHY i don't want to marry you. ughk. i hate you too.