The horrible, terrible, very bad day.

Things I've Learned today:

1) Chai's might look tempting and taste relatively good but if you're slightly lactose intolerant and have to work all day rather than roll around in bed in utter twisting pain do not, i repeat, do NOT drink them.

2) PMS + work stress = bad times.

3) if you tell a boy you feel sick and are stressed out and then he gives you dead flowers to try and make you feel better don't tell him they're dead. but is it REALLY my fault that EVERY time he leaves them in his car, forgets and they DIE!?!?

4) don't volunteer to get everyone's food but not our own cause you're not eating at Sushi main. they're slow. retarded. and fuck up your order. and end up 12 dollars more poor.

4a) along those same lines, don't throw a partially sick inspired partly pms inspired partly stress inspired hissy fit about your order being wrong and not eat it. cause in half an hour when the hunger pains are hitting you'll think about food left in room temp. air for those 30 minutes cultivating unheard of amounts of bacteria and THEN you'll REALLY not want to eat it. and your ice tea will get warm. your soup will get cold. your legs will hurt from walking in high heels too often. your head hurt from lack of sleep. and the next thing you know there're tears in your eyes for who knows why!

5) don't wake up 20 minutes early and not brush your hair, get a jacket, or do your makeup just to get a hot chocolate. most likely they'll fuck it up and give you a chai instead.

6) don't expect to be a happy camper on period day 2.

7) try to keep money in the bank accounts

8) blah.

9) fucking ball licking dick sluts shit.

10) i hate the world. kill me now.